Baseball is not intended for those with ADD.

S Dot had a good idea for a movie. It's a vampire flick starring Michael J Fox. Title -- Stake and Shake.

Liveblog: White Sox Road Trip

So a group of us are headed to Milwaukee to watch the White Sox, which, like most things in life, is just an excuse to drink and be ridiculous. Ill be posting random thoughts, anecdotes, and observations for the entertainment of, well, myself at least.

I'm amazed at how many coolers and how much ice we have. It's like we're transporting organs or something. However, we have something much more valuable and important -- Sparks.

Deep Thought

People who run on the streets really fast freak me out. It looks like they're running from something horrible and make me think maybe I should start running too.

Today at the office a bunch of us were talking after a meeting and a visitor asked where a certain door went. I made a joke and said "on the other side is Narnia." Nobody laughed. FML.