22.10.10

Back Alive Bitches

So I've had a new phone for a few weeks and it has 'predictive text input' or whatever, so you have to add new words that arent in its dictionary. Words I've added in 3 weeks of usage:

100pct
26k
5-10
6-4
A-woww
Aaaargh
Ahhahahahha
Awww
BITCH
Boca
Booo
Congrats
DJ's
Def
Duffy
Duffyland
Edsbs
Erin
Fraulein
Gl
HIV
Hahah
Macku
Meritas
Nah
Omfg
Plurk
Prolly
Ummm
Whatz
Yessss
Youz
Yyyyep
ass
azz
bf
bittersweet
bombard
boooring
burb
chumbawumba
chyna
could've
crap
damn
dawg
decir
dell
dion
djs
dont
familia
fo
fucking
gaga
galph
gtg
hah
haha
halsted
het
hipsters
horray
hulu
idaho/utah
il
iss
jorts
lil
logogates
macarena
mal
mayan
namo
northbrook
nous
ood
pisses
rotfl
rst
seinfeld
ses
sho
should've
stillers
super-awesome
tailgate
taio
thurr
thx
to-be
ttyl
tues
unfo
uuuuugh
vm
wk
wmu
would've
wtf

So I've analyzed and thought hard about this list and what it says about me. After days of self-reflection, my conclusion is this. I... am an asshole. "Thurr"? "Chumbawumba"? "rotfl"? "azz"? "unfo"? "dawg"? Jesus H Christ I am a fucking douche.