I decided that I will be liveblogging christmas. At least parts of it. This is mainly to keep myself sane. If you're bored with your family, tune in.

I came up with a new catch phrase. I will write a post on it later.

Constitution

The founding fathers of Facebook did not intend for it to be used as a way to display sonogram images.

Surrender.willingham.org

I used to respect Washington as a program. Then I saw they had a track around their field. Fuck em....

They're running 2 deep safties everytime so we need to run seam and dig routes.

Time for the Truth (Clausen) the Whole Truth (Floyd) and/or Nothing But The Truth (Tate)

Ty Willingham is a simpleton. Cover 2 we will run it. And it is good.

The Whole Truth plus 7. Go irish.

Batteries. Muertas.

I just chugged a 16 oz guiness in mike's face bc I promised it as he was being a dick earlier.

Washington girls. Not cute. And they probably don't shave.

Finally we secured a tailgate spot. It has been an epic journey. Someone willk eventually make a 3-part tv movie series about it. Dear lord.

Yoko says hello to everyone.

So I think we got punked earlier by the lot attendant who said we couldn't park there. We are going to solve this situ.

Clownshoes.clownspot.com/lame/ghey.html#query=wtf

Sooo we couldn't find the lot we were looking for so we're posted up in a parking garage tailgating. We are not allowed to. I'm telling all the passing cars to "stop snitching". Dave and I are now looking for an open lot.

Hippies like to express their opinions through bumper stickers. Half the cars here have them. "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" deeeeeep

1153am: Saw a dude in a hand-painted car with a godzilla figurine and fish mailbox on top of his car. Was too slow w my camera to grab a picture. Epic fail.

1144am: the parking lot for tailgating doesn't open for another hour fifteen (lame). Suffering from SWS (sparks withdrawal syndrome).

Set if off

Ok, so the live blog now commences and will continue until my phones out of batteries. This could be sooner than hoped bc my phone is getting old and I brought a ghettocharger that only charges halfway. How that works or makes sense I don't know.

Anyhow, we used a luggage carrier to transport all the beer and energybooze out of the hotel room. Today will be a glorious day.