Thanks to my good friend "Anti-Beer," I found a site that involves rating high school teachers. Lucky for me, my ole alma mater was on the list. Sadly, the character limit is a measly 2 bills, so the comments aren't as developed as I would like. I made ends meet however. My posted comments:
Stoce: A god among mortals.
B^2: I endured 3 years of this "teacher". Her class is easy (read: you won't learn anything) but she is caustically condescending due to a deep-seated inferiority complex. She also dresses inappropriately.
Goodin: This man is illogical and takes things way too seriously. If you have your shirt untucked you will be caned.
Leinhart:In between the coughs she is really nice and very lenient. However, it's debatable that I actually learned anything. Btw, almost everyone mispronounces her name.
Camille: Dictator-in-Teach "Camillionaire" Panich has a Stalinesque style which is beautifully illustrated in her crack-pot rules and the intellectual Holodomors she calls "class."
Ramstein: Ms. Alexis "Ramstein" Salantro could bore a brain-dead turtle.
Stanton: Stanto the Amazo will own you at Candystand Golf. He is also a reasonable and logical teacher.
Zimm: Awesome teacher. David Zimmerman touched me in ways I cannot describe. His actions as a teacher and coach sent tingles down my spine- especially on the bus. Whoo!
Tonya: The pop-quizzes are insufferable and pointless. She treats you like a child and is amazed when you act like one.
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4 comments:
You failed to mention that (if I remember correctly) you had the honor of buttoning the back of B^2's dress after we were robbed in Portugal.
Er, button, zipper... same thing.
I saw that stoce review before I even read this. Hilarious.. all of it.
~m
Where is the touch... I hated that man more then anything.
-P
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