STFU Marrieds Entry?

The comment is mine, by the way, and I haven't talked to this person since high school. Pretty much your standard facebook nonfriend. We'll see how long it takes to get deleted. If it doesn't, she may be denser than I imagine.

Also, from a gchat after I read the above:

Im telling you, my jealously just cannot be contained

on a scale from 1 to 10, I'm like a super fucking jealous

i mean, if it were just the baby-looking in december, I'd be okay. Maybe

But Stacy? AND amy?

Jesus H fucking christ

how can I live with myself

knowing that someone is experiencing such ecstasy

when I'm left with such a trite, dreary existence in comparison

and dont even get me started on the photographer

how did she get the BEST photographer in the world?

man, i thought he was nearly impossible to get!

BUT SHE GOT HIM!

OMG

OMG

CURSE THIS INEQUITABLE WORLD. FUUUUUCK!

I admit I'm a bit of a curmudgeon when it comes to facebook, but sometimes these status updates, random CAPITALIZED! outbursts, musings, etc., get so damn bad that I can barely take it, and I must retaliate with some snarky-ass comment. It's necessary for the universe to remain balanced.