#1 Internet Thing

Aaaaaand finally, my favorite internet thing of all time. Raptor. Jesus.



I love my high-contrast humor, so what is better than a combination of one of the most loving and revered figures in human history and a ruthless killing machine? The answer to that question is 'nothing' in case you were confused.

#2 Internet Thing

CAKE SONG



You will go insane if you watch this enough. I use to be a completely normal person before I saw this.

PS, THIS CHICK IS MAD HOT JUST KIDDING SHE'S LIKE 12 LOL

#3 Internet Thing

http://jurassicparkwtf.ytmnd.com/

Gets me every time.

#4 Internet Thing

I LOVE THIS LITTLE GUY. My goal in life is to start sneezing like this.

#5 Internet Thing

#5 Nightmare Fuel

This isn't actually called 'nightmare fuel,' I dubbed it that. This is the creepiest youtube video I've ever seen and it's not even close.

#6 Internet Thing

#6 Frisbee Seppuku

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/seppuku.htm

Wait. Die. You have to be really super pissed. And makes sure your parents aren't around.

#7 Internet Thing

#7 Yelling Bird Twitter

Elegantly offensive and over-the-top http://twitter.com/yelling_bird

"LISTEN FOR THE LAST TIME I NEED *ALL* OF YOUR BONES FOR MY BONE ALTAR AND I DON'T *CARE* IF YOU HAVE TO MISS SCHOOL BECAUSE OF IT"

#8 Internet Thing

#8 Goat/Usher mashup

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=iTRS6FJkJFU&start1=3&video2=VgAXZHMi_ws&start2=0&authorName=Ann+O%27Nymous

Here at #8 is where we start to get into some real awesome shit. Like, this could have gone #1. Hell, just the goat by itself could've gone #1. Someone needs to bring this goat on american idol.

#9 Internet Thing

#9 Juggernaut Bitch



I love this because I loved the Xmen growing up (well, I guess I still do now, hah) and this seems like something I would make.

#10 Internet Thing

#10 Brian Peppers


http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp




Another tragedy of the internet. The glory of this is it's ok to laugh at him, you insensitive asshole, because he's a sexual predator.

#11 Internet Thing

#11 Old woman punch



Another video with great replay value. She got hit *SQUARE* and didn't go down. No glass jaw on this old broad. Assailant obviously headed off to the gym to work on her right a little bit more.

#12 Internet Thing

Hot chicks

#13 Internet Thing

#13 Tunak



This is so damn cheaply made. It also reinforces countless stereotypes. His crazy "rising Y" dance kills me.

#14 Internet Thing

#14 Laughing Triquarter Hat Guy


http://www.hetemeel.com/hahashow.php?headline=You&text=are%20poor!!!!

I just love this guy and the fact that you can put in your own text.

#15 Internet Thing

#15 Tandem Story

http://www.relationshipcontract.net/x1ChamomileTea.html

This is another old-school one which has stood the test of time, first appearing in 97. My guess is that this is fake, but either way it's pretty great. Both are over the top in their cliches, the female writer more so, if you ask me.

#16 Internet Thing

#16 Badger^100

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Second generation hamster dance, basically. But I actually liked this one.

#17 Internet Thing

#17 Photoshop Chimeras



GIMME THIS LITTLE GUY NOW. Does he want bread or a chicken? Give him a chicken sandwich then.


84% less scary LOL.


HAY!

#18 Internet Thing

#18 Little Superstar



Swim dance KILLS IT.

#19 Internet Thing

#19 Kid Gets Nailed By Basketball Video




This is one of the first videos I remember being emailed around back in the 90s. What's great about it is that it's so disectable, the craziness of the timing, and how you can see the kid running at the beginning.

#20 Internet Thing

#20 Crazy Airplane Photoshop



I love this picture, mainly because I really want this to be real. This would be fast as balls.