Goin' Stag

So apparently a 70 year-old woman shot her husband because he gave her a warm beer. Link: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,234618,00.html.
At first glance this seems ridiculous. However, that probably wasn't the first time he pulled such a stunt. Stag beer just isn't good warm. So fuck that. If my spouse has been handing me warm beers for the last 60-odd years I'm not gonna take that shit any more. "Hey, bitch. You give me a warm Stag, I'll give you a hot silver bullet. Right to the domepiece. Blaaaahdow!"