Interesting Night

After work I went out with some work peeps and I almost busted a devastating joke. It went like the following. Female person who shall remain nameless: "I think I'm going to take the L home today. I'm not used to riding the train." I was about to say, "Yeah, you're used to a train being run on you!" Had I said the above, it would've been disastrous. And amazingly hilarious. Everyone there would've gone home and told their friends about it. Damn you tact.