I was going to buy a shirt with the above on the front but a.) it's somewhat insensitive (I'm not that immature these days) b.) I don't look good in black shirts, and c.)19/20 people wouldn't get it. However, it's very fucking humorous.Gallent from Highlights is a smug bastard.
I thought of the worst. alarm clock. ever. On weekdays, it awakens its victim by playing a "Cha-Cha Slide" lyric. Specifically- "Go to work." Not only does it play a part of one of all time's worst songs, it commands and mocks you by telling you that you need to go to the office. You're gauranteed to shoot youself.
Since when did the word "nasty," as in "good at something," appear in the common vernacular? I missed the memo. Damn PC Load Letter. I would appreciate comment on this.
2 comments:
Is there more to the nanna phone story? Like did you look over the cubical and start busting out the banana phone song?
I can not stand that song when I am awake. If I had to hear it when I woke up when I am already pissed I think I would break that clock within two days.
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What's the banana phone song? I wish I was aware of this.
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