Rekord Keapin

• Friday my coworker Kimbo had a charity drink-a-thon. $25 for 3 hours. Naturally, many of us became over-served.
• When I walked Big Red out to a cab I was carrying a half-gallon of milk. So picture me chillin at a street corner chugging a large container of milk at 4 am. Ridiculous.
• 4/5 in beer pong. However, we were 4/4 in games remembered.
• We had a 3-person dance party in front of the TV way late at night for absolutely no reason other than that we were drunk and immature. P-diddy danced so hard that he ripped his pants. Now that is intense. The rip was seriously over a foot long on the inside of his leg.
• The loudness of our party somewhat angered D. He came down at one point in the night and said, "I'll save you 2 hours. Big Red is gonna scream 'whoooo!', P-diddy is gonna say that his pants have a hole, and JD is gonna be doing the robot and poppin' and lockin'." The sad thing is that he was completely correct.
• I determined a new way of living and decision making- WWHBD. I.e., what would Humphrey Bogart do? More than likely he would bogart that shit.
• Went to Jack's on Halsted on Saturday. Was awesome.
• ND got fuckin screwed today with the shitty NCAA tourney draw.
• I created a linear equation for evaluating females. I'm not going to post it but if you inquire I may be able to explain and/or show it to you.