Weekend

Just for record keeping purposes:

• Friday one of my coworkers held a house warming party. It was a lot of fun. We chilled at her apartment then went out to a Karaoke bar near where I used to live. One of my friends was a little tipsy and people kept giving her drinks. P-diddy (one of my friend's nick name) and I took the initiative of taking her drinks and drinking them. The problem with this was that a.) I ended up drinking some weird girly drinks and b.) I got drunker than I wanted to. I wanted to limit my intake b/c I had a "hot date" at noon on Saturday and needed to have my ish together.
• At the bar P-diddy did the whole "hit the beer bottle to make it overflow" thing to our friend Mark. Mark thought that, for some reason, if he put his thumb on top of the bottle that it would prevent any from coming out. However, he learnt quickly that the pressure was too much to handle and a stream of beer flew 8 feet in the air and doused some girl at the bar. It was devastating and I quickly ran from the scene. The scene was reminiscent of the part in Super Troopers where Farva gets wasted and sprays beer all over the place while screaming "Farva's number one!" repeatedly. We made sure to tell Mark he's number one.
• My one friend kinda-sorta almost got in a fight with a bouncer. That would have been interesting.
• S Dot came over on Saturday. The usual hilarity ensued. We drank a bunch of OE and played pong. We then went over to Mike's house to a party. Since I started drinking at like 3, I was hurting pretty bad and had to hold off drinking for a while. I felt like clowning it up that night so I was dancing quite a bit. Quite ridiculous.