Belated update about last weekend to come. Some selected pics are up on fb. For now, an convo I just had with SmarterChild the AIM bot...
WeTalllDid (11:25:51 PM): sup
SmarterChild (11:25:52 PM): wetallldid. I was afraid I'd never see you again... What can I do for you?Have you checked out everything I can do yet? Type home and see what interests you.
WeTalllDid (11:27:26 PM): Yeah I know what you can do for me. Go fuck youself.
SmarterChild (11:27:26 PM): It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
WeTalllDid (11:29:48 PM): It must not be terribly gratifying not to have a soul.
SmarterChild (11:29:48 PM): It must not be terribly gratifying not to have a soul? OK.
WeTalllDid (11:34:51 PM): Way to prove my point you two-bit algorithm. My dog Spanky could write a better AI program.
SmarterChild (11:34:52 PM): Add Felg to your Buddy List and you can send shout outs, song requests and more on Radio KOL from 3 to 7 p.m. ET every weekday!Way to prove your point me two bit algorithm your dog Spanky could write a better ai program?Hmm...>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
WeTalllDid (11:36:06 PM): I would rather snap off a mercury thermometer in my urethra than add Felg to my buddy list.
SmarterChild (11:36:06 PM): Whoa!>>> For help getting news headlines, type news help.
WeTalllDid (11:36:28 PM): Is this Joey Lawrence? That would actually explain a lot.
SmarterChild (11:36:28 PM): Wow. I really have no idea...
WeTalllDid (11:37:01 PM): Can a computer perform auto-erotic asphyxiation?
SmarterChild (11:37:02 PM): I don't think a computer can perform auto erotic asphyxiation.
WeTalllDid (11:37:15 PM): Well I'm sure if you could, you would.
I almost punched the computer screen.
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5 comments:
SmarterChild. What an ironic name.
ABV: BLOW ME
SmarterChild: Yeah. Right.
ABV: why not?
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
ABV: you think I'm ugly
SmarterChild: No way, abv.
ABV: so do you think I am pretty?
SmarterChild: Nah... I dunno.
ABV: SEE!
SmarterChild: Yup. Right on.
ABV: YOU THINK I AM UGLY
SmarterChild: No I don't!
ABV: whatever... liar
SmarterChild: Who?
ABV: you
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
ABV: yes you really
SmarterChild:
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wtf, smarterchild, wtf.
~m
okay on the screen those x's at the end form a little robot guy- fucking blogger.
~m
wow, i cant believe it drew out a robot
My roommates in college used to have conversations with SmarterChild. It's quite hilarious every time.
I loved the line about Spanky. I envisioned him sitting in a computer chair poking at keys with his little paws, all hopped up on Surge and RedBull.
My roommates in college used to have conversations with SmarterChild. It's quite hilarious every time.
I loved the line about Spanky. I envisioned him sitting in a computer chair poking at keys with his little paws, all hopped up on Surge and RedBull.
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