Weekend update

Just random notes from Mack's wedding weekend, for posterity:

-While out on the streets of downtown Pittsburgh at 230am, a random person comes out of nowhere says "Do you guys want to hear a story about something?" PDiddy immediately replies "NO" to which the guy responds with "yeah... well... FUCK YOU GUYZ FUCK YOU" as he walks away

-We took a vote at 2am to decide whether to continue to go out or head in, which consisted of covering our eyes and putting up one finger for no and two for yes. This is an extremely hare-brained voting method, obviously, but it seemed logical at the time. The yeahs had it 3-1.

-A party member ended up going back to the wrong hotel. I would laugh but I've done that before.

-I met someone at the bar who knew of my company. I'm sure my drunkass in an ill-fitting tuxedo represented my firm well.

-PDiddy felt like we weren't drinking fast enough at the hotel, so decided to chug my and MW's manhattans. This would prove to be his downfall.

-Upset by the "green" (read: cost-cutting) initiatives of the hotel, we decided to leave every light and the tv on. This was true while sleeping, although not completely by design.

-The running joke between PDiddy and me the whole weekend was that some of the speeches were so ridiculously sappy it was like being stuck in a pine forest. This naturally led to syrup jokes, Aunt Jemima on the mic, being hungry for waffles, etc. Anything to keep sane through that.

-As the lovely couple was heading to their room, I believe I said "tear that ass apart." I hope the bride didn't hear me, ha. I am quite the gentleman.