Bottle full of bub

I'm apologize for the continued bitching about the el. However, just when I thought the train couldn't get any worse... There was some sort of a delay today with the brown line so there were extra people. I didn't think that you could fit that many people into a space that size. Thow on some house music, strobe lights, and put a creepy middle-aged guy in the corner (oh wait, nm, there were a few of those), and we've got the hottest night club in the chi. The grinding was provided by the continuous turning and stopping. Ugh. The girl next to me (i.e., on top of me) was attractive but looked sorta trampy. I hope I didn't get an STD.