So I looked in my Gmail spam folder today and its contents were amusing. Among the 30-odd messages involving f-ing this or f-ing that or "s1uts" or V14gr4 was an interesting e-mail from someone named Glenna Delaney. Apparently she wants me to "suck her catling." This was all the email said really. So I looked it up and a catling is "a long double-edged knife used for amputations." W. T. F. So I replied with the following:
Ms. Delaney,
I greatly appreciate your offer to suckle on the surgical intrument in question. Regretfully, I have decided to decline. However, if you are an amputee I would be quite interested in getting a piece of that proverbial ass. I'm into that sort of thing.
Cheers,
J-Money
I'm still waiting for a response. She may be "the one."
1 comment:
hizzle-arious.
come back and be friends with me so my life is less boring
~michelle
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