Carney

You know that creepy roller coaster that you were scared of as a kid? You loved going to the amusement park and riding all the big rides and weren't afraid of any of them. But there was that one ride that just wasn't right. It was like 100 years old, rotting and rickety. The guy who ran the controls looked like he was a chromosome short of a bakers dozen. When you were on it you were amazed and frightened about how fast it went. It wasn't as fast as the other rides, but it appeared really fast and quick because it was made out of rotting wood. Things made out of rotting wood shouldn't move that fast. But the smoothness of the ride surely wasn't deceptive. They should've name it The Chiropractor. Half the time it wasn't even operational because it was broken down or being repaired. And you alllways get stuck next to the fat guy. So on the turns you almost get turned into a singularity. That, my friends, is basically the El.

Ok, I promise this is the last time I bitch about the El. Unless something ridiculous happened. So today on my way to work the cars in front of us lost power. We sat there for almost 2 hours. It was sooo crowded. Im not claustrophobic or anything, but I about went mad. There was a time where I almost went ape on everyone's asses. I so badly wanted to start flailing and punching/biting anything I saw. It was miserable. So after some further complications, walking, and transferring I got into work 3 hours late. Clownshoes.