The E

As I was in my typical 5 o'clock space-out mode, staring into the gridded liquid crystals of the E (i.e., Excel, for all you proles out there), I realized something. You ain't cool unless you talk with Excel shortcuts. As an example:

So I ctrl+x out of the apt at 8am and I F5 the el. It's so packed that I wanna alt+i+r of bullets into someone. I manage to keep my alt+i+m's to myself. I get off the train and F9 how much time I have. I F4 my F9 on the elevator. I ctrl+o my ctrl+8 for the day... etc, etc.

FYI:
ctrl+x = cut
F5 = goto
alt+i+r = insert a row
alt+i+m = comment
F9 = calculate
F4 = repeat
ctrl+o = open
ctrl+8 = outline

Obviously that was nerdier than a Star Trek vs. Star Wars themed chess set. At least I realize that.

So, if talking with Excel shortcuts is cool, consider me Miles Davis.