A website that describes a defensive tackle returning a fumble for a TD looking "like hippo who'd found a particularly tasty hunk of rivergrass and was sprinting to shore to keep the others away from it" is A-okay in my book.
Also, it's sometimes a mastery of being eloquently offensive and crass, as seen in this post, which also perfectly captures how I feel after a Notre Dame loss. "Call me a national park."
If you need further coaxing to read, he often posts gems like this:
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I can't believe this was ranked #22. It's #23 at best. Your methodology is flawed, sir.
I keep the hundreds hiding in the attic,
I call 'em my Anne Franklins
I read Illinois Governor Quinn is considering a proposal that will tax "taxing that ass." Do you care to comment?
Chicago: Taxing that Ass Since 1837.
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