:-|

I have nothing to write about today. So I'm just gonna BS.

I managed to use the word "monitonically" in a credit analysis memo today and it passed inspection by my bosses. My next goal is to use "surjective," another word primarily used in math.

The guy next to me in the el today mustve had some sort of inner-ear infection. He kept falling over every time there was any sort of motion on the train. Boo.

I was at work late today, but it could've been much worse. Thanfully I remembered the "summon the Excel god" shortcut. It's ctrl+alt+shift+apple key+G. He showed up in the form of the Microsoft Office Help Wizard. See picture. I must note that I despise the Goddamn paperclip. He is a mere conduit in this situation.