Jagshemash

So the hotel I'm staying at on Tuesday night, the SOHO Grand, you get a complimentary goldfish. I'm gonna set that motherfucker free. It's name is going to be Bitey and it will swim to glorious freedom through the Hudson and out into the ocean where it will reunite with its long-lost father. This is in no way a rip-off of "Finding Nemo" because this is real fucking life, son. Plus, I've never even seen that movie before. So eat it. I come up with my own ideas.