This commercial manages to embody something that I both hate and love about America. It's a selling point that this burger is so ginormous, has such insane artery-clogging powers, that it will actually make you fall on your ass. It is a selling point! Now that is impressive. Look at these nutrition facts. 930 calories is enough to power an A380 over the Atlantic. Or, for you scientology buffs, a rocket-powered DC-8 from the Throne of Xenu to Teegeeack. 603 of those calories are from fat. That's the equivalent to 2.5oz of lard. Just enough to grease your joints. I could go on and on, but the bottom line is that it's tastily devastating. Clogging your arteries never tasted so good.
Also, I wanted to thank a member of the Blogation Nation for her kind comment. Sizzle believes that I am her most humorous friend. In writing. Who is male. East of the Mississippi. Who was born on the 20th of a month. Thank you, Sizz. I'm going to assume that all of those qualifiers serve only as a hedge from your other friends getting jealous. Well played. Heh.
1 comment:
Nah.. just to give Matvey his due. But good try. And thanks for the shout out.
This burger looks disgusting, fyi.
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