Word to the wise.

Time to give the Nation a pearl of investment wisdom. For those of you who don't know, a future contract is a contract for delivery of a good at a future point in time. These are traded and are pretty much always attached to a certain commodity. The prices of these contracts are governed by the dynamics of supply and demand. The following is a chart showing my prediction for pumpkin future prices.

Therefore, sell that shit and get fat paid.